Month: March 2010
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3/31/10 Midafternoon Report: Market ignores job losses, prefers to think about the good old days
The market is surprisingly flattish today considering that macro news was more lackluster than a republican fundraiser (umm, maybe that is a bad example) and earnings reports were few and far between. The big news was that ADP’s employment data came out today and showed companies cut ~23k jobs last month which is much worse…
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3/30/10 Midafternoon Report: Market rests today after spending all night trying to find the afikomen
Before we get to the market news, today marks an important achievement for mankind (perhaps an even more important achievement than Brooklyn Decker) as the Hadron particle collider is finally working sending two protons smashing in to each other at 99% the speed of light. Results hope to answer some of the Universe’s most essential…
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3/29/10 Midday Report: Who needs yeast as market rises on Passover
Break out the menorahs as it’s Passover and thus time to light the candles, forgo yeast, and drink Manischewitz until the market makes sense and Mayim Bialik becomes attractive. The market is up today as economists ponder their own four questions: 1. “Why is this market different from any other market?” 2. “Why in this…
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3/26/10 Midday Report: GDP revised down, Market revised up
The market is up again today and as far as Money McBags can tell the main reason is that it is open. There was a flurry of economic data released today, all of it inline, further signalling the stagnation of the recovery from a potential V-shape to a Bea Arthur-esque flatline (which is of course…
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3/25/10 Midafternoon Report: Bailouts, stimulus, and earnings. Oh My!
The rally is on again as Germany says they will back Greece, earnings are crushing estimates, and Bernanke is going to continue to stimulate the economy like he’s the delightful young actress Jessica Pare (moderately safe for work) and the economy is Money McBags. Bernanke spoke to the House Financial Services Committee today and he…
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3/24/10 Midday Report: Port-Ugh-al
The market is down a bit today on news that some country in Europe named Portugal has had their debt rating lowered by a whole minus sign (yikes, imagine if it had been a minus sign and a frowny face) and slightly negative US macro news. New home sales came out today and boy were…
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3/23/10 Midday Report: Health care bill passes causing market to turn its head and cough
Money McBags was unable to provide market insight yesterday because he was waiting in line at his doctor’s office to receive his now monthly health care rations (sorry, couldn’t resist). Since like 99.9% of Americans Money McBags hasn’t read the health care bill (though he eagerly awaits the movie, especially if Alice Eve stars as…
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3/19/10 Midafternoon Report: When Greenspan talks, people shouldn’t listen
Money McBags is busy today so just a few quick shout outs as the market goes through a bit of a sell off due to concerns over increased taxes in the health care bill, Germany backing out of bailing out Greece, and the officiating in the Robert Morris-Villanova basketball game yesterday which was so bad…
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3/18/10 Midday Report: Market pauses to watch NCAA tournament, hopes boss isn’t looking
There was a flurry of economic data released today but unfortunately it was less decisive than a sugar addict with a severe case of ADD in a candy store with only $.50 to spend. Consumer prices remain unchanged, rising only .1% sequentially excluding food and fuel (or as they’re better known as, essentials). Consumer prices…
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3/17/10 Midday Report: With PPI down, optometrists now try to tackle conjunctivitis
The market is moving up again today as to the surprise of none, the Fed held rates near zero yesterday while restating their intention of keeping them low for an “extended period” (known as their menorrhagia strategy). The Fed did say they will stop buying MBS now that they have successfully kept home prices inflated,…