Month: December 2010
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12/14/10 Midnight Report: Fed Policy Blows, Spits Out Unemployment
The Fed’s monthly statement on the economy was out today and it was more redundant than a repetitive semantic pleonasm and less telling than a gay soldier (though it’s not clear that anyone asked). The FOMC statement was little changed from last month with the headline being that the economic recovery is still eating a…
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12/13/10 Midnight Report: Market Has a Case of the Mondays
Not much happened in the market today as volume was lighter than the audience for a Hasselhoff reality TV show (and also about 900 IQ points higher) as investors continue to sit on their laurels (and if it is this Laurel on which they are sitting, then Money McBags certainly understands) while waiting for year…
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12/3/10 Update: Money McBags is an Asshole
Dear Readers, — For the time being, Money McBags needs to take a short hiatus from the award winning When Genius Prevailed. It’s not you, it’s not him, it’s just that some other stuff has popped up to which he has to devote his full attention. Trust Money McBags, this hurts him more than it…
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12/2/10 Midnight Report: Fuck Money McBags
Yeah, that’s right fuck Money McBags, what an asshole. He celebrates the one year anniversary of the award winning When Genius Prevailed by taking a Friday off for Thanksgiving (where he made sure he didn’t overeat) and then has not only dropped just one column so far in his first week back when clearly you,…