Month: February 2011
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CEO Interview: CRUS CEO Gets Serious with Money McBags
CRUS’s CEO Jason Rhode sat down with Money McBags for a detailed phone interview the other day to help Money McBags better understand CRUS’ competitive advantage, relationship with Apple, and energy business. And in the course of the discussion, Money McBags counted only eight awkward moments of silence, four “I’d like to punch you in…
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2/27/11 Two Day After Report: Will Market Win Best Actor Award for Impersonating a Healthy Economy?
Once again investors came out in full force to buy the fucking dip on Friday after learning that Qaddafi’s men opened fire on protesters in Tripoli in Moammar’s shoot first, shoot later negotiations policy, GDP was revised down to “QE3 is coming,” gold rose to over $1,400 an ounce once again making Flavor Flav’s teeth…
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Small Company Update: Taking Computer Task Group (CTGX) to Task
With the market falling faster than the marginal peace in the Middle East as Qadaffi takes hold of Tripoli (and screw Tripoli, Money McBags would settle for taking hold of double E), faster than the SEC’s already piss awful reputation (as apparently their top lawyer made off with some Madoff profits), and even faster than…
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2/22/11 Midnight Report: Big Flaps in Mid East May Require Libyaplasty
Tim-fucking-berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Holy shit is it on like Qadaffi’s dong as protesters in Libya whip themselves up in to a frenzy over the lack of Joanna Krupa’s latest Maxim spread being available to them (or over their oppressive treatment at the hands of Qadaffi, their lack of say in the government, their non-existent job opportunities, and…
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2/20/11 Two Day After Report: Mideasterners Continue to Shout “You Suck Dictators!”
Stocks ended higher for the third consecutive week as protests throughout the Middle East continue to spread like misinformation during a political campaign or herpes in the Kardashian household. Yemen had its 8th day of protests (and for those of you unfamiliar with Yemen, it has a 65% unemployment rate, a 59% literacy rate, and…
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2/17/11 Midnight Report: Just a Quickie
Money McBags only has time for a short update tonight, and for that he apologizes, but unfortunately some life shit got in his way today and thus he didn’t have time for a full column. If he did, he would have written about more unrest and uprisings in the Middle East than in the Octomom’s…
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2/16/10 Midnight Report: The Fed’s New Slogan: Where M-Raising Happens
The market rose again today (which is actually the new permanent opening line for Money McBags’ daily column so if you want to save yourselves five minutes, just add references to unemployment, inflation, Fermat’s last theorem, and Malene Espensen, then rinse, spit, and consider the column finished). That said, the market didn’t just rise because…
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2/15/11 Midnight Report: Businesses Admit They Are Feeling Inflation But Claim Inflation Likes It
The market was down today as retail sales disappointed (thanks to the weather, a little something called rampant unemployment, and everyone hoarding cash for the next generation of the fleshlight to be released), food prices continued to increase and spook investors as rising costs pushed 44MM more people in to poverty (though at least 13%…
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Small Company Update: A Hot Piece of SAAS
Money McBags wanted to finally get to SAAS today because he has mentioned it a fuckton but has just never found time to cover it in full detail (likely because he has spent way too much time covering this in full detail) and it deserves it’s own break out. This is one of Money McBags’…
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2/11/10 Two Day After Report: Is That a Pyramid in Your Portfolio or Are You Just Happy to See a United Egypt?
The market rallied on Friday as Hosni Mubarak abdicated his manipulatedly elected throne, walked out of the country like, well, like an Egyptian (yeah Money McBags fucking went there, shit, not every joke can end with a Harry Baals reference), and turned the keys to his Cairo over to the military (and nothing like a…