Money McBags
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8/18/10 Midnight Report: Market flatter than 13 year old girl in honor of Roman Polanski’s birthday
The market was up modestly today as earnings were mixed and macro data was as non-existent as leprechauns, free will, and married women who swallow. Seriously, macro data was more fallow than Betty White’s uterus so investors were left to sift through earnings reports and finally get around to petitioning the CFA society for their…
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Small Company Update: Lets get KIT Digital, let me hear your VAMS talk
KITD reported their Q2 earnings the other day and as promised, Money McBags is here to break it down for you with the good (EBITDA), the bad (share buyback talk? ugh), and the ugly (the actual video presentation where management talked in front of a wall of TVs, one of which was showing a hot…
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8/17/10 Midevening Report: Market gets higher thanks to POT
Money McBags is back today after technical difficulties kept him from dropping some market knowledge yesterday. He’d like to say his absence was because he was busy trying to solve some of the world’s greatest problems such as auditing the recent proof of P vs NP (which showed that P does not equal NP, though…
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8/13/10 Midafternoon Report: Stocks continue to go down, say they are just rehearsing to play Paris Hilton in upcoming biopic
Money McBags was in a good mood this morning when he learned that a woman named Cynthia Cooper-Dyke is being inducted in to the Basketball Hall of Fame (no doubt for her love of boxing out, her ability to play such solid defense that she would literally be “in the shirt” of her opponent, and…
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8/12/10 Midafternoon Report: Cisco getting mixed signals as customers not sure they want to go all the way
Stocks were down again today as the market is still reeling from yesterday’s crap trick (the crap trick being 3 large economies announcing things are getting crappier in a 24 hour period) and suffered further bad news with CSCO missing revenue targets, new claims for unemployment surging, and deflation taking over as the new inflation.…
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Small Company Update: ZAGG me with a spoon
Money McBags apologizes for the delay in getting this up but he had a brilliantly written piece with prose that would have made even Roberto Bolano shudder but somehow he screwed up in saving it and all was lost (like Alan Greenspan’s credibility or Kelly Brook’s bikini in the upcoming Piranha 3D) so he’ll try…
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8/11/10 Midevening Report: Market goes down furiously, swallows long positions
Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. The market went down today faster than the Hummer Mom chaperoning a Boy Scout overnight. Given the months of bad macro data and the Fed warning about slower growth yesterday, the drop is about as surprising as learning that menstrual cramps may alter women’s brains (and for their next study, National Yang-Ming University will…
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8/10/10 Midevening Report: Fed quantitatively eases on down the road, hopes the road doesn’t lead to deflation
The market dropped in the morning like Ted Stevens’ plane (too soon?) which Money McBags read about on the series of tubes some people call the internets (perhaps if there had been a bridge going somewhere instead of nowhere, the plane wouldn’t have been needed, but Money McBags digresses), until Ben Bernanke got his quantitative…
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8/9/10 Midafternoon Report: The (money) shot Hurd around the world
With little macro data out today, the big news in the market is that HP CEO Mark Hurd resigned due to a sexual harrassment discrimination suit that seemed to involve less sex than Bill Clinton’s bedroom (that is when Hillary is sleeping there). Apparently Hurd hid business expenses when taking out a MILF/GMILF named Jodie…
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Can Money McBags get Facebook page?
As you are all aware When Genius Prevailed has a “fan” Facebook Page, but Money McBags does not have a personal one to allow him to “friend” all of his loyal readers. Below is his actual correspondence with Facebook to try to get a personal Facebook page. While it takes a few emails to get…