Money McBags
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Quick Housekeeping Update
For those of you who don’t follow Money McBags on the twitter or the facebook, he wasn’t able to get to a column today as he got distracted by spankwire.com and trying to do his fucking taxes. He is aiming to have his KITD analysis done mid-dayish Wednesday and hopefully a macro column late night…
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3/28/11 Midnight Report: Same Shit, Different Day
The market rose for most of the day like the radiation readings from the Fukushima Dai-ichi Nuclear Power Plant (where engineers recently found plutonium in the soil which is either from the nuclear melt down or a broken flux capacitor) until it sagged in the afternoon like Dez Bryant’s shorts (and perhaps his bank account…
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Just For Shits and Giggles, Though Hopefully Mostly Giggles
While Money McBags was unable to produce a full column last week as he was busier than both Brian P. Sack’s bond buying trigger finger and Bree Olson’s rectum, he still managed to find a few outlets to let his creative juices flow (though unfortunately one of those outlets was not Kacey Barnfield‘s mouth), such…
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3/21/11 Update: Still on Hi-anus
Hi-anus, hiatus. Potato, puhtatao. The point is Money McBags is still going to be away for a bit, and trust him, this hurts him more than a purple nurple from Janet Yellen (though one should ask Dick Fisher for the exact details). There is a slim chance Money McBags will be back with a column…
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3/15/11 Midnight Report: Market has a JaPanic Attack
Holy fucking shit. It is not often Money McBags wakes up to such a far reaching news story (even farther reaching than Ben Bernanke’s logic) and a story of such epic proportions (even more epically proportioned than Ice-T’s wife) that it dominates the headlines more than a Presidential election, has potentially more dire consequences on…
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Site Update: The Week That Won’t Be
Ladies, Gentlemen, Dick Fisher, — It is a sad fucking day here in the offices of the award winning When Genius Prevailed, and not just because Japan is melting down worse than Bill O’Reilly trying to read a teleprompter, not just because Qaddafi is attacking his own people (and showing he has more lives than…
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3/12/11 Day After Report: Market Hit by a Spoogenami
While there may have been a tsunami in Japan (and Money McBags heard rumors that it was caused by everything from Godzilla and Mothra learning that they had invested their savings with Bernie Madoff to a rush to the Apple stores to buy the new Hello Kitty themed iPad2), there was a spoogenami in the…
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Quick Update: Bustman’s Holiday
Money McBags was out all day wearing his monkey suit to dance for the organ grinder so did he miss anything? — Holy fucking shit did the market get tossed like Gracie Glam in Whatabooty 8 thanks to new claims for unemployment claiming a lot more people are unemfuckingployed, China’s export growth slowing as Cream…
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Small Company Update: Is It Time to COOL It Now?
Money McBags wants to write about COOL today as they put up a Q more fucktastic than Sarah Shahi covered in $100 bills and doused with Bridgitte Bardot‘s nipple sweat (from an early 1950’s vintage bottle of course). Readers know Money McBags has often shit all over this company because, well, because it is a…
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3/8/11 Midnight Report: Heaving the Dip
Kind readers, you’ll have to excuse Money McBags today for not being able to put up a full column but you see, as you were all buying the dip and rejoicing over OPEC’s promise to produce the shit out of more oil for the first time in two years (which surely made M. King Hubberd…