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3/7/11 Midnight Report: Market Goes Down on Libya as Qaddafi Proves not to be a Cunning Linguist
The market sold off today as the Fed came out (not that there is anything wrong with that) and said that they are both for and against QE3 (which is as useful as a yersinia fecal transplant. And a quick side note on the whole fecal transplant as the new curative breakthrough but Money McBags…
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Economic Update: Jobs Report is Classic Case of Buy the Rumor, Sell the News (Unless the News Has A Hot Friend Who Likes 3-Somes)
The market bounced around a bit on Friday before closing down (something about conflict in the Middle East, spiking commodity prices, and Gabe Kaplan not showing up for the Welcome Back Kotter reunion) as investors were buying the dip, selling the rip, all while ogling the nip slip. That said, the big news of the…
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3/3/11 Quick Update: Shit Out of Time Today (Literally and Figuratively)
Dear Readers and those just looking for more Kayla Collins pics, — Money McBags apologizes for not getting out a column tonight and for not having any macro updates this week (though he did post his titriffic interview with CRUS’ CEO on Monday and a deep dive in to QCOR on Wednesday that made the…
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Small Company Update: A Quest to Understand Questcor (QCOR)
Money McBags was traveling yesterday (as he will be on Friday as well, so columns this week may be a bit come and go, like Boy George at a gloryhole) but he wanted to finally get to his write-up of QCOR’s Q which the company announced last week to much fanfare (and by much fanfare,…
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CEO Interview: CRUS CEO Gets Serious with Money McBags
CRUS’s CEO Jason Rhode sat down with Money McBags for a detailed phone interview the other day to help Money McBags better understand CRUS’ competitive advantage, relationship with Apple, and energy business. And in the course of the discussion, Money McBags counted only eight awkward moments of silence, four “I’d like to punch you in…
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2/27/11 Two Day After Report: Will Market Win Best Actor Award for Impersonating a Healthy Economy?
Once again investors came out in full force to buy the fucking dip on Friday after learning that Qaddafi’s men opened fire on protesters in Tripoli in Moammar’s shoot first, shoot later negotiations policy, GDP was revised down to “QE3 is coming,” gold rose to over $1,400 an ounce once again making Flavor Flav’s teeth…
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Small Company Update: Taking Computer Task Group (CTGX) to Task
With the market falling faster than the marginal peace in the Middle East as Qadaffi takes hold of Tripoli (and screw Tripoli, Money McBags would settle for taking hold of double E), faster than the SEC’s already piss awful reputation (as apparently their top lawyer made off with some Madoff profits), and even faster than…
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2/22/11 Midnight Report: Big Flaps in Mid East May Require Libyaplasty
Tim-fucking-berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Holy shit is it on like Qadaffi’s dong as protesters in Libya whip themselves up in to a frenzy over the lack of Joanna Krupa’s latest Maxim spread being available to them (or over their oppressive treatment at the hands of Qadaffi, their lack of say in the government, their non-existent job opportunities, and…
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2/20/11 Two Day After Report: Mideasterners Continue to Shout “You Suck Dictators!”
Stocks ended higher for the third consecutive week as protests throughout the Middle East continue to spread like misinformation during a political campaign or herpes in the Kardashian household. Yemen had its 8th day of protests (and for those of you unfamiliar with Yemen, it has a 65% unemployment rate, a 59% literacy rate, and…
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2/17/11 Midnight Report: Just a Quickie
Money McBags only has time for a short update tonight, and for that he apologizes, but unfortunately some life shit got in his way today and thus he didn’t have time for a full column. If he did, he would have written about more unrest and uprisings in the Middle East than in the Octomom’s…