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11/2/10 Midnight Report: They’re baaaaaaaaaaack!
The market rallied today as election booths underflowed with discontented voters, unemployed workers looking for a warm place to hang out during the day, and douchey hipsters who thought the lines were for the Apple store. — Apparently the Republicans are going to win back the House and thus have 1/4 of the decision making…
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5/7/10 Midday Report: The market has no clothes (and sadly, it resembles Abe Vigoda)
Holy fucking shit. You’ll have to excuse Money McBags today because he is still trying to put his limbs back on after jumping from his penthouse apartment during yesterday’s volatility which saw the market drop by 9% in 20 minutes. Whether it was spurred by riots in Greece, a fat finger (or as Portia Di…
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5/5/10 Midday Report: Investors celebrate May 5th with Sink-o de Marketo celebration
Buenos dias on this lovely Cinqo de Mayo as investors smack the market like a pinata in hopes of breaking it open to catch some falling CDS. Things remain ugly today as Europe is still on the verge of going bankrupt thanks to Greece’s steroidal Wimpy strategy of having a gyro today while promising to…