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  • 3/8/11 Midnight Report: Heaving the Dip

    Kind readers, you’ll have to excuse Money McBags today for not being able to put up a full column but you see, as you were all buying the dip and rejoicing over OPEC’s promise to produce the shit out of more oil for the first time in two years (which surely made M. King Hubberd…

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  • 1/26/11 Midnight Report: If a Fed Statement Falls During a Rally, Does it Make a Noise?

    The market continued to rally today as the Fed voted to keep QE2 going (something about the economy being shitty, so rally on), bankers at Davos figuratively whipped out their cocks (which now seem so much smaller since they no longer get to mark to market) and pontificated about how regulation is bad for their…

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  • 12/2/10 Midnight Report: Fuck Money McBags

    Yeah, that’s right fuck Money McBags, what an asshole.  He celebrates the one year anniversary of the award winning When Genius Prevailed by taking a Friday off for Thanksgiving (where he made sure he didn’t overeat) and then has not only dropped just one column so far in his first week back when clearly you,…

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