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1/19/10 Midday Report: Citigroup? More like Shitigroup (and yes, i’ll be here all week so don’t forget to tip the waitstaff)
The market is rising on news of Citigroup putting up another quarter so bad that even Dan Brown refused to write the press release (and that is seriously bad since that guy was more than happy to put his name on a shitstain like the DaVinci Code. And not to ruin the book for you, but the mystery goes unsolved at the end as no one can figure out how such a crappy book sold so many copies). While C’s quarter was inline with analyst estimates, they still put up a loss of $.33 per share or if you want to forget about them paying back the government, it was a loss of $.06 per share. Of course forgetting about the money they received from the government and subsequently paid back would be like forgetting Roman Polanski’s past indiscretions and inviting him over to baby sit for your 13 year old daughter or forgetting about the current global economic cirsis and re-hiring Alan Greenspan as Chairman of the Fed. The good news from C’s Q was that their loan-loss provisions were down 36% from the prior year (though still $8.2B) and 10% from the prior quarter and net credit losses fell to $7.1 billion sequentially from $7.9 billion. So things are getting mildly better in the same way that an increased T-Cell count is mildly better for AIDS patients (newsflash, you still have AIDS). The surprising thing to Money McBags was that C’s NIM was down 30bps. How does this make sense? Spreads are the widest they have been in history so either C doesn’t quite get the whole lending for more than your cost of capital thing (and as evidenced by the last 5 years at C, it is quite possible) or they are reserving so much for future fuck-ups that they are not able to fully utilize their capital base. Either way you spin it, C’s lending business still has yet to shake off the Charles Prince/Sallie Krawcheck ass rapingly bad mismanagement it went through and their current CEO, Vikram Pandit, who had no financial services operating experience before taking over C still seems to be wondering at how ATMs work (“wait, is there a midget in there who gives me my cash? I don’t get it. Can we go over this again?”). So the market was down last week on INTC’s blow out Q and is up today on C’s ass out Q, makes perfect sense.
There is not much macro news today except for the UK reporting that inflation had a record jump to 2.9%. People, let’s not take our eye off the ball here (especially if you are Carrie Prejean and we’re talking about my balls, and just remember, if Jebus were against hummers, he never would have created mouths). Inflation can’t be overlooked. Sure the record jump in UK inflation was driven to some degree by oil prices, but remember, there is more stimulus in the current financial system than in a truck filled with Viagra, cans of Jolt Cola, and copies of old Bridget Bardot pictures. Rates are likely going to have to rise to stem the oncoming inflation, so be prepared and hope Bernanke isn’t late to respond like the dissenters at Tiger Wood’s wedding. Also, beware that the P/E ratio for the S&P has now risen to greater than 20x so earnings either have to start beating expectations, or the market needs to calm down.
In other stock news today, Kraft finally bought Cadbury and as long as they don’t fuck with those delicious Cadbury Creme Eggs (like putting caramel filling in them, and seriously, whose idiotic idea was that? I mean why not just draw a mustache on the Mona Lisa or let John Meriwether consult on your hedge fund), then Money McBags could give a shit.
In small cap news, a bizarre little company which Money McBags has followed for a while yet does not own, FHCO, announced a $.05 quarterly dividend and reaffirmed their operating earnings guidance of 35%-40% growth for fiscal 2010. FHCO of course stands for the Female Health Company and they are the producers of the Female Condom, which is their one and only product and unfortunately does not come in flavors for all you cunning linguists out there. They derive their revenue largely from sales to NGOs (mostly USAID) who then distribute the female condom in AIDS ridden areas like Zimbabwe, South Africa, and Paris Hilton’s panties. Here’s the thing about this company though, they are the only FDA approved producers of the female condom so they get all of the business (about 35MM sold per year) and while the male condom is cheaper and more commercially available and used, the female condom is just as effective and a terrific option for protection for ladies in third world countries where men love unprotected sex like Joanie loved Chachi and where AIDS is spreading more rapidly than that stupid “Pants on the Ground” video (and you know what, if you put your pants on the ground one more time, Money McBags is going to put his foot in your ass, so shut the fuck up with that crap already). Also, despite the global economic crisis, governments are still earmarking money for AIDS treatment and prevention to the tune of more than $50B between the US’s Pepfar initiative and the British government’s $11B pledge. So there is a huge market, FHCO is the only player, funding is not going away, and oh yeah, people love fucking, so demand isn’t going anywhere. The biggest news though is that the second generation female condom recently got FDA aproval and those can be sold at a cheaper price and with greater margins to the company. The company had ~$6MM of operating earnings last year (and remember most of those sales were from the worse margin FC1) and as mentioned earlier is forecasting 35% to 40% growth in that so they could potentially see $8.5MM in operating earnings for 2010 or roughly $.35 per share. With today’s jump they are now trading at around 15x that $.35 number and with the $.20 annual dividend, they are at a roughly 4% yield. Oh yeah, they have $12MM in Federal NOLS and $19MM in foreign NOLS so they are not going to pay taxes until around the same time Bernie Madoff is up for parole. There are a number of things to worry about with FHCO: It is a tiny company, the board of directors are almost all over 60 years old (seriously, check it out, their board reads like a casting call for Cocoon, led by a 76 year old CEO/Chairman/President.), there is no sell side coverage, it is thinly traded, the company has been around for years and is just reaching critical mass, and it relies on government funding. That said, there is upside as they are looking into partners to promote the female condom in US retail chain stores now that FC2 has been approved by the FDA and thus the costs have come down enough to allow for marketing spend (there are trial runs now in CVS and Walgreens stores in select areas). Plus AIDS isn’t going anywhere and the female condom is reaching an infleciton point in many countries where usage is starting to grow. The company is obviously up on a spike today, but it has an interesting little story and isn’t too expensive, so it is worth all of you digging a bit deeper and it is one product where I highly recommend first hand research.
1/5/10 Midday Report: After 330 years, stock market proves Isaac Newton wrong: Gravity, schmavity. What goes down, must keep going up
The market continues it’s latest rally despite at best mixed news today. The biggest news is that pending home sales dropped more than Dolly Parton‘s boobs have in the past 5 years (and for the record, she now calls them “anklets”). The 16% drop was more than the expectation of a 2% drop after a 3.7% gain last month. Of course the gain last month was due to the first time home buyer tax credit which stimulated the existing home sales market like Simona Halep once stimulated the WTA. The number today should not be shocking as when there are incentives for something, and then those incentives go away, that behavior does not always remain when it comes to a non-reflex behavior like Economics. You hear that Pavlov? You can keep ringing that bell, but I know there is no tax-incentive in the dish, so stop fucking with me and get me my $5k deduction while I lick my balls some more. On second thought, I’m just gonna keep doing this, so you can get me the deduction later. Arf. Therefore, it is not surprising that the initial sell-off in the morning based on this news has reversed.
The one real effect of the news though was the dollar falling again as optimism that the Fed will raise rates sooner rather than later is beginning to wane, like Alan Greenspan’s misguided influence. This thought was reitirated yesterday at The Boar’s Nest by Fed Governor and Bo and Luke’s long lost and full chromosome having cousin, the lovely Elizabeth Duke. Ms. Duke was quoted as saying: “In the current environment, the FOMC continues to anticipate that economic conditions are likely to warrant exceptionally low levels of the federal funds rate for an extended period.” So perhaps Greenspan’s influence isn’t waning afterall, ugh. Duke then went on to say, “to quote my good friend Roscoe P. Coltrane, in time, the economy will be “Good, Good, Good.“”
In market news, Ford has reached it’s highest price since 2005 as traders anticipate Ford’s December sales numbers which are being released today. A strong number will be very positive for the economy because if people are buying Ford’s shitty cars, they will likely buy anything and thus discretionary spend will be back. Finally, Kraft upped their offer to buy Cadbury to the tune of issuing 370MM new shares in the proposed take over. This has drawn the ire of Warren Buffett who owns a 9.4% stake in Kraft. Buffet argued that issuing shares will dilute the already cheap Kraft stock at a price $6ish below where Kraft bought shares back themselves in 2007, will give Kraft a “blank check” to renegotiate the deal higher whenever they want, and will make him really really angry to the point that he will go to his room and not come out or talk to anyone until the company rejects the plan. The 78 year old Buffett was then heard to complain about those damn kids on his lawn, CBS’s decision to take Matlock off the air, and the fact that dames no longer have yams like Eleanor Powell.