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Small Company Update: QCOR to MS, “Tell Me How My Acthar Tastes”
Tuesday after the market closed, QCOR pre-announced a Q1 that shit all over analyst numbers as if every analyst were from Off Wall Street (though as Money McBags types this, perhaps Mr. Roberts is furiously penning his mea culpa to run in tomorrow’s Barron’s where he apologizes for being more wrong than Donald Rumsfeld and…
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Small Company Update: A Quest to Understand Questcor (QCOR)
Money McBags was traveling yesterday (as he will be on Friday as well, so columns this week may be a bit come and go, like Boy George at a gloryhole) but he wanted to finally get to his write-up of QCOR’s Q which the company announced last week to much fanfare (and by much fanfare,…
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2/7/11 Midnight Report: Support Levels Blown as Market Spits Out Concerns
Stocks hit their two and a half year highs today as confidence in the markets skyrockets thanks to hackers penetrating NASDAQ computers (proving if you drink enough red bull and vodka, you’ll penetrate anything), insider selling continuing to outpace insider buying at a cockposterous rate as company executives show as much faith in their businesses…
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1/13/11 Midnight Report: Once Again, New Claims for Unemployment Claim the Economy Still Sucks
The market limped in to the close today as the dip buyers were somehow distracted by the jump in new claims for unemployment which were so far from analyst guesses that they were perhaps a Nassim Taleb-ian black swan (as opposed to a Natalie Portman-to-lesbian Black Swan), the continued rise of commodity prices (as companies…
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Small Company Update: QCOR rises as IS, MS, and (maybe) NS, prove not to be BS
On Friday Money McBags promised he would get to QCOR’s spankrific Q today and with the market quieter than dark matter or Tim Tebow’s bedroom (wink wink) due to QE2, he finally found the time to do so. — For those of you new to the award winning When Genius Prevailed, first of all, where…
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10/15/10 Midevening report: QE2 is coming! QE2 is coming! And inflation won’t shoot (up) until it sees the weights of the Fed buys
Aww yeah, QE2 is finally on the way in news less surprising than learning another politician is a hypocrite, banks may have forged documents and been untruthful about disclosures, and Bar Refaeli is hot. QE2 became official when Ben Bernanke got in front of a room of top economists at their annual coven and clam…
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9/8/10 Midevening Report: Read My Lips: “Fuck you, rich people”
The market was up today as either it’s opposite day or we have finally reached the foretold Idiocracy since according to the Fed, the economy is showing “widespread signs of deceleration” (and that phrase is about as positive for the market as Magic Johnson being out of condoms is for one of his groupies). But…
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8/19/10 Midnight Report: No work and no pay makes the market a dull buy
Look out belowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww as the market is falling faster than Eliot Spitzer’s pants at the Mayflower hotel. Investors have finally decided to ignore the marginally good earnings data this quarter which was a lot of bottom line growth with weak toplines and instead pay some attention to macro data which is trending worse than Club…
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8/6/10 Midafternoon Report: Jobs number disappoints again as people ask “Brother, can you spare a dime, and maybe a 401k?”
The market fell for most of the day before being bizarrely bailed out at the close for no reason other than to seemingly allow Money McBags to write that alliterative phrase. The big news was that the jobs report once again disappointed like the other side of a Goldman CDO deal or Tara Reid’s plastic…
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7/29/10 Midevening Report: Fed warns deflation may be coming, investors run to buy protection as they don’t know who deflation slept with last
Oh shit. While most people have been spending their time worrying about the Fed printing up some inflation, Fed Bank of St. Louis President James “Jimmie B” Bullard got his academic on today and dropped some deflation all up in this bitch. And Jimmie B aint be one of those lame ass non-voting members of…