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11/29/10 Midnight Report: EU Buys Ireland on Cyber Monday, Comes with Free Shipping, 6 Pack of Guinness, and Plenty of Broken Dreams
Hells yeah, Money McBags is back from his Thanksgiving break where he basted some turkeys, watched consumers run up more debt during Black Friday sales that they won’t be able to pay off until the dollar hyperinflates to whatever is just below infinity (perhaps Bernankity), and furiously read Wikileaks to learn that the US had…
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9/2/10 Midevening Report: Investors no longer need toilet paper as economy continues to slide along bottoms
It was a relatively quiet day in the market today as bears picked up their shorts and hoped the bad men would stop pulling their alpha after yesterday’s strong move higher left their portfolios with shrinkage. The big macro news of the day was that new claims for unemployment dropped by 6k to 472k and…
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6/18/10 Midday Report: Gold hits new highs, silver plans an intervention
It’s quadruple witching Friday today in the market which is unfortunately just the day where stock index futures, stock index options, stock options, and single stock futures all expire and not the day where the market finally gets a 5-some with Elizabeth Montgomery, Barbara Eden, Melissa Joan Hart, and Omarrosa. While this is usually a…