The Fed

  • 3/15/11 Midnight Report: Market has a JaPanic Attack

    Holy fucking shit.  It is not often Money McBags wakes up to such a far reaching news story (even farther reaching than Ben Bernanke’s logic) and a story of such epic proportions (even more epically proportioned than Ice-T’s wife) that it dominates the headlines more than a Presidential election, has potentially more dire consequences on…

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  • 11/1/10 Midnight Report: The Calm Before The (Shit) Storm

    The market ran in the morning today on the strength of China manufacturing the fuck out of some shit before falling in the afternoon after realizing that most Americans can no longer afford to buy the fuck out of that same shit (except of course for iPhones, because no matter how poor people get, they…

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