Money McBags is unsure if he will be able to get his column up today as it has been a bitch of a day for him.  He’d like to say the delay in the column was because he was paying tribute to Bernard B Mandelbrot who was the first to discover mathematical porn, also known as fractals, but alas, it was nothing that interesting.

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Money McBags has simply been struggling with computer problems (and more than just his inability to get his browser to go to a site other than the NSFW Spankwire.com) and just had a fuckload of life to deal with outside of dick jokes, stock analysis, and the lovely Sofia Vergara.

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So he apologizes for that and hopes to at least get out his analysis of JOEZ’ Q much later tonight (though how much is there to analyze about a company who grew revenues by 20% and yet saw profits cut in half with a business model that would make even Bernie Madoff cackle with delight?), perhaps a few insights into C’s $.01 eps beat driven by cutting their loan losses (and the sound you just hear was Money McBags puking in his mouth), and maybe even some Christina Hendricks.

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