Daily report
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12/22/09 Midday Report: GDP revised down, existing home sales up (await downward revision)
The market got mixed news today as sales of existing homes grew 7.4% to a two year high of a 6.5MM annual rate (and we thank our lucky pornstars for tax breaks, 4% lower median home prices, foreclosure sales of houses formerly owned by the unemployed, and Faye Reagan) while GDP was revised downward from
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12/21/09 Midday Report: The recovery is on, I read it on the internets
The market is rising today as people are becoming convinced that the economic recovery is real and not just the beginning of a double-dip recession (which is actually worse than double-dipping your chip at a party and not nearly as exciting as a good ATM double dip). Chicago Fed Chief Charles “Chuck E.” Evans maintains
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12/18/09 Midday Report: Earnings surprises abound as RIMM jobs naysayers and naysayers begrudgingly admit they kind of liked it
The big news moving the market up today is that several tech companies beat earnings. Leading the way was RIMM who destroyed analyst forecasts of $1.04 by dropping $1.23 to their damp bottom line and growing topline by 49%. They also raised guidance, margin forecasts, and the ire of PALM who once again fell short
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12/17/09 Midday Report: All the news sucks today, but will it swallow tomorrow?
A rash of negative news for the markets is out today. The dollar is rising thanks to the Fed saying they believe the economy is strengthening (they conveniently left out the part about the quadrillion dollars they printed over the past year to strengthen said economy, but I understand that is a minor detail) and
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12/16/09 Midday Report: Inflation aint what it used to be
The market anxiously awaits Ben Bernanke’s language on interest rates today after the FOMC meeting (and at the meeting, I am told they are serving GDP growth with a side of bank lending, while the kitchen has been told explicitly to hold the Rates, make sure there is absolutely no inflation, and to not put
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12/15/09 Midday Report: Porter trims forces to 4 as commodities laugh at competitive advantages
The big news today is that wholesale inflation is up 1.8% and manufacturing in the US is churning out more goods people can’t afford to buy, especially if prices have to be raised now that input costs/commodities are moving up faster than expectations (weird that expectations were wrong, though much less weird than the new
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12/14/09 Midday Report: Abu Dhabi on a Dubai-ing spree for Christmas (or whatever the fuck they celebrate)
Before we get to the midday report, we all need to pour out a little Courvoisier (or whatever your revealed preference for drinks may be) for noted Economist Paul Samuelson who passed away at age 94 Samuelson did his best to try to bring legitimacy to the completely made up and theoretical field of study
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12/11/09 Mid-Morning Report: In the year of the ox, China is showing it’s hung like one too
There are three big pieces of news out this morning: US retail sales beat expectations, China is producing the fuck out of some shit, and Nell McAndrew is hot (this may not be news to some, but Money McBags is just brushing up on his British history and he would have fought the fuck out
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12/10/09 Midday Report: Take our cheap shit, please
The market is off to the races again as a rise in US exports turned on the cold water and created some shrinkage to the US trade deficit. The trade deficit dropped by 7% which was better than expectations of a rising deficit (and I know, it is hard to believe expectations were wrong much
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12/9/09 Midday Report: Nothing to see here
No really, there’s not much to see today except for this and maybe this. The dollar started to decline again thus boosting commodities and reversing some of the downturn the stock market has taken over the last week. No new data, but traders have to make money somehow so banging the soft dollar is a