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1/25/11 Midnight Report: Jury Duty Keeps Money McBags From Pinching Out A Column
Yep, that’s right, Money McBags had jury duty today and as a result, there will be no fucking column as he simply didn’t have time. — As for his foray in to the justice system, they tried to seat him on a 3 day lame ass civil trial but when he calmly explained to the
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1/18/11 Quick Update: Gone Fisting
Money McBags will be back with a full column on Wednesday night, unfortunately he had shit to do today (and more unfortunately, this wasn’t what he had to do). It’s a long sordid tale, but see, Money McBags has no income stream right now, and that is no way to live, unless you are a
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1/12/11 Midnight Report: Quick Update for the Readers
Money McBags isn’t going to be able to get to a full column today because other shit has come up (and it’s not just up because he found Olivia Munn’s new Maxim photo shoot). Money McBags knows his column has been a bit sporadic since he hit his one year anniversary (and loyal readers know
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A Visit From St. Bernanke
— Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the White House Not a politician was stirring, not even a louse; The economy was flung by Timmy without care, In hopes that St. Bernanke soon would be there; — The regulators were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of trannies danced in their
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When Genius Prevailed Exclusive: Get to Know the Readers
Kind Readers, — With this week likely to be less eventful than a year as Paul Volcker’s prostate and even less eventful than Amanda Heard’s night at the Thunder Down Under (Google that one yourselves), Money McBags thought he would take a second to get to know his readers. In the past year, you’ve all
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12/3/10 Update: Money McBags is an Asshole
Dear Readers, — For the time being, Money McBags needs to take a short hiatus from the award winning When Genius Prevailed. It’s not you, it’s not him, it’s just that some other stuff has popped up to which he has to devote his full attention. Trust Money McBags, this hurts him more than it
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11/24/10: Happy Fucking Anniversary!!! The Award Winning When Genius Prevailed Turns 1
Holy fucking shit. Money McBags never thought he’d see the day where the award winning When Genius Prevailed turned one, never. What started as a way to vent, unleash bottled up creativity and love of the finer things, and let the world see how the sausage is made on the buy side in all of
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11/19/10 Column Update
Kind Readers, Money McBags got caught up in other shit today so his daily report for Friday likely won’t be done until Saturday morning. Time was short and as nothing happened in the market today, Money McBags is going to have to work extra hard for your enjoyment. In the meantime, do as he does
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Small Company Update: Will Zagg Zigg?
Money McBags finally had time to go through ZAGG’s Q after listening to the call again since their fucking transcript still hasn’t been posted (so fuck you very much StreetEvents or whomever is to blame) and catching up on his NSFW muff guessing. Readers of the award winning When Genius Prevailed will know that Money
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Small Company Update: Dropping more KITD off at the pool
KITD pre-announced their earnings today and in typical KITD fashion, they managed to both titillate and confound, like watching a hot chick deep throat Lexington Steele. CEO Kaleil Tuzman certainly likes to keep things more interesting than a war of words between NFL players (and trust Money McBags that link is pure awesomeness) so Money