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Where Have You Gone Money McBags? The Ponzeconomy Turns its Lonely Lies To You. Spew Spew Spew.
Hells yeah, Money McBags is back with some content (sort of, but more on that later, and more on this now). You’ll have to excuse his absence which has lasted much longer than he expected (though not as long as it took to put together the Mesopotamian dictionary which hopefully will be followed by the
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It’s Not You, It’s Money McBags
— Dear Readers, —– We all knew this day would eventually come, and unfortunately Money McBags is not talking about the end of Ben Bernanke’s “Reign of Error” or the Lindsay Lohan sex tape. What Money McBags is talking about is his going back to work (well at least the kind of work that requires
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Site Update: Searching for the Fountain of Truth
Money McBags is going to be off for most of this week as at the last minute he decided to fly West for a spring break, and unlike the only other almost vacation he has taken in the nearly year and a half of writing the award winning When Genius Prevailed, he has sworn that
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Very Brief Update: Zonked Out
Dear Readers, Money McBags had a minor and planned medical procedure today (nowhere near as useful as this) that unfortunately caused him to be knocked the fuck out and while he thought he could quickly shake off the cobwebs and get out a column on KITD, he wound up spending from 2pm to ~8pm drooling
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Site Update: Just a Quickie
Money McBags apologizes for not being able to get to a weekend report over the past couple of days but he was not only busy serving as a special mediator for the budget crisis (and unfortunately they didn’t take his solution of all going to fuck themselves), but he was also completely mesmerized by this
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Quick Housekeeping Update
For those of you who don’t follow Money McBags on the twitter or the facebook, he wasn’t able to get to a column today as he got distracted by spankwire.com and trying to do his fucking taxes. He is aiming to have his KITD analysis done mid-dayish Wednesday and hopefully a macro column late night
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3/21/11 Update: Still on Hi-anus
Hi-anus, hiatus. Potato, puhtatao. The point is Money McBags is still going to be away for a bit, and trust him, this hurts him more than a purple nurple from Janet Yellen (though one should ask Dick Fisher for the exact details). There is a slim chance Money McBags will be back with a column
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Site Update: The Week That Won’t Be
Ladies, Gentlemen, Dick Fisher, — It is a sad fucking day here in the offices of the award winning When Genius Prevailed, and not just because Japan is melting down worse than Bill O’Reilly trying to read a teleprompter, not just because Qaddafi is attacking his own people (and showing he has more lives than
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2/9/11 Midnight Report: Fucking Crickets
Kind Readers, — Money McBags was out for most of the day and thus was unable to find the time to get a column up that suitably dealt with the news of the day such as Ben Bernanke’s speech before the House Budget Committee (which includes such great financial luminaries as Heath fucking Shuler, who
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1/18/11 Quick Update: Gone Fisting
Money McBags will be back with a full column on Wednesday night, unfortunately he had shit to do today (and more unfortunately, this wasn’t what he had to do). It’s a long sordid tale, but see, Money McBags has no income stream right now, and that is no way to live, unless you are a