The market continued to rally today as the Fed voted to keep QE2 going (something about the economy being shitty, so rally on), bankers at Davos figuratively whipped out their cocks (which now seem so much smaller since they no longer get to mark to market) and pontificated about how regulation is bad for their industry (so rally really on, and excuse Money McBags while he punches himself in the nuts on that one), and traders all vociferously signed up for social media platforms to more quickly “get on top” of the news (which Money McBags fully supports, especially if this is the news).

The point is, as the S&P barrels its way to 1,300, a number it hasn’t seen since tweeting was just something for the birds, reading out loud wasn’t such a must see event, and there was something called Lehman Brothers, Money McBags is still very fucking cautious because the real causes of the depression haven’t been addressed (and Money McBags hears they like to be addressed as “Your Misery”) like unemployment, an income gap bigger than the gap on most resumes, and the spiraling debt, so this recovery feels way too over blown, like Evan Stone in Tiger’s Got Wood.  Money McBags gets that the market is rising because the Fed is pumping it up, but shit, something just feels so dirty about this, like NSFW muff guessing in public.

That said, the most interesting news today for Money McBags was that Alice Eve was literally out on the town, while the second most interesting news was that the Fed released their monthly policy statement and caused the market to move less than Milton Friedman’s hair (and not because he’s dead, but because he was bald).  It was more of a non-event than an Art Laffer lecture or a Tila Tequila sighting as the Fed basically reiterated their nonsense from last month and said: “the economic recovery is continuing, though at a rate that has been insufficient to bring about a significant improvement in labor market conditions” and as a result, they unanimously voted not to stop their quantitative easing (and somewhere Thomas Hoenig is rolling over in his grave.  He is dead right?).

More importantly, the Fed finally admitted that commodity prices have risen but then claimed that “longer-term inflation expectations have remained stable, and measures of underlying inflation have been trending downward” which is so fucking cockposterous that Money McBags can’t believe that was written with a straight face because continuing to ignore food prices in the inflation calculation is like ignoring every fucking movie M. Night Shyamalan has made since the Sixth Sense when giving him funding, or ignoring Heather Mills’ prosthesis when signing her up as your partner in a three legged race.  It is amazing to Money McBags that this statement literally had less effect on the market than grammar rules have on a Palin or dignity has on a Kardashian, but shit, this is Bernanke’s world and we’re all just living in it.

In other macro news, home sales were miraculously up 17.5% while mortgage applications were down 12.9% as people are either now buying homes with 100% cash down, or someone forgot to take the absolute value sign out of the calculation.  Falling mortgages applications (and both purchase and refi mortgages apps fell) with other worldy home sales (including a 72% rise in the West thanks to a California homebuyers tax credit and 7 homes being sold instead of 4), is more of a paradox than Suri Cruise or the statement “this sentence is a lie” (and the Suri Cruise one may take a few seconds to hit you).

Finally, the rhetoric ran deeper than a Nabokov novel (or his theories on butterflies) as the President’s State of the Union Address was applauded as he promised to freeze spending as long as that spending doesn’t pertain to medicare, social security, or any other government program.  Obama rightfully claimed that “we need to out-innovate, outeducate and outbuild the rest of the world” which would take us out of our sweet spot of just “out-manipulating” it.  Speaking of which, the business elite were still getting their ski on in Davos at the exclusive invite-only World Economic Forum (and Money McBags can only assume his invitation got lost in the mail) where CEOs, witch doctors, and world leaders hobknob during the day while keeping their fingers crossed that they won’t pick Christine LaGarde in the nightly key party draw.  That said, it wasn’t all champagne and laughing at poor people, as rising commodity prices and spiraling debt caused Nouriel Roubini to get his panties in a bunch, which is of course reason #2 why Money McBags always freeballs (this of course is reason #1).

In earnings news, Boeing delivered fewer planes, saw revenue drop 8%, and gave guidance below analyst guesses thanks to higher pension expenses, lower defense contracting spend, and the fact that planes are really fucking expensive.  That said, the commercial airline sector flew a whole lot fucking higher today thanks to UAL turning a profit after adjustments that beat analyst guesses (with those adjustments being merger costs and their on-time reliability) while US Airways put up a big Q as higher ticket prices, fees for baggage, and the selling of more special seats (including extra wide, vibrating, and for kilt wearers) caused revenue per passenger to rise 3.4%.  It’s the first time in four years that US Airways has made money in Q4 as demand for travel picks back up and reduced airline fleets boost occupancy rates higher than Kate Bosworth’s cheeks.

Lastly, Eastman Kodak fell 16% due to a 25% drop in revenue and something called the digital camera.  Money McBags isn’t saying their business model is outdated but he heard Louis Daguerre called and wanted his strategy back.

In small cap news, shit went wild today like Amartya Sen with a book of food stamps, or like a polar bear trying to find ice (and scientists, it’s not global warming that is causing the bears to swim nine miles for ice, it’s that they were told Rachael Cordingley would be there to warm them up.  And that bad reference was for this challenge.).  NTZ bizarrely got a $60MM cash infusion when the Chinese government told them to relocate one of their plants, now if only that $60MM could buy them a better business model, they might be on to something.  Money McBags has broken down NTZ before and has called their business of selling high end sofas, mainly in Europe, during the worst financial crisis of our lifetime one of the worst business models out there, on par with marketing Fred Phelps fatheads.

The company now has $125MM in cash (using ~1.35 Euro/dollar conversion) and ~$15MM in debt for an enterprise value of ~$100MM and in the first 9 months of the year had $24MM of EBITDA (though they burned ~$20MM cash from operations thanks to their payables being pushed out further than Barbara Streisand’s nose).  So the company is trading at ~3.5x run rate EV/EBITDA but their top line is slumping, they are worse operators than Dr. Kevorkian, and the only positive thing they have done in recent history is have their Chinese manufacturing plant in a place that the Chinese government wanted for themselves.  So unless they make plant relocation their new strategy, the huge cash balance (~50% of their market cap) doesn’t really change anything except for their ability to pay out a special dividend (something they have done in the past).  So if you think they will kick out a $1 special dividend with most of the $60MM they didn’t just earn, then you could make an easy ~28% here seeing as how the stock trades at ~$3.60 per share.  That said, you would be buying a business model more poorly positioned than the front guy in a lucky pierre, so be careful about the dividend you seek.

In other news, COOL is getting its mojo back on and NEI leveled off after yesterday’s predictable profit taking sell off.  Money McBags gave his thoughts on NEI on Monday, but he wants to see if the stock can level off here ~$2 and build a new base, because if it can, then that is a huge signal that someone believes revenue growth is for real, and as we saw with NEI’s fairly fixed operating costs, they have a shitload of leverage and could earn the fuck out of some income if they can accelerate top line.  If they can hold this level for another day or so, Money McBags will buy a bit, but given that the rise was on no real news, he is still being cautious.

Finally, last week Money McBags said he was interested in Qs from SMCI, KEYN, and CRUS this week and SMCI and KEYN reported and mobelcrated analyst guesses.  Money McBags has yet to breakdown KEYN on the award winning When Genius Prevailed, because they are kind of a low quality company that was cheap and is now not so fucking cheap, but they put up a great Q by nearly doubling non-GAAP eps from last year’s Q and then giving cockriffic guidance.  Money Mcbags hasn’t been able to go through their Q in a whole lot of detail yet, and after the 20%+ up today, he doubts they are cheap anymore, but it is certainly worth digging in to because the market for mobile site testing (which is what they do) isn’t going to get smaller.

As for SMCI, shit, Money McBags has written about this company a ton and he has always liked them as a long-term hold, but they are more cyclical than Lindsay Lohan‘s boob jobs so the timing of when to get in is always a bit tricky.  That said, revenue kicked the shit out of guidance as if guidance were an IHOP and revenues were some drunk assholes.  Guidance was for ~$225MM in revenue and they came in at $240MM for 32% growth.  Gross margin rose from 15.9% to 16.7% which is huge because margins had been getting squeezed as if they were Alexis Texas’ buttocks in a pair of daisy dukes.  They also earned $.31 non-GAAP eps which was well above guidance and above Money McBags’ $.25 guess from last Q.  So what the fuck happened?

Well, it sounds like they may finally be getting some brand equity (they said they saw “growing brand awareness with strong growth in our high-end server product lines“), but more than that, they have expanded geographies and products and just sell good shit.  This company has always been levered to INTC and new INTC product launches and on the call they mentioned that there is now a “..a very significant design change from Intel.“  So that could be nice upside (though not as nice as this up side).

This company has ~$93MM in cash, and is giving guidance for basically a flat Q sequentially which puts them at ~$1.20 run rate eps so they are trading ~11x that and at ~7x run rate EV/EBITDA, so not really that expensive for just a well run little company.  So shit, if you want some relatively safe beta with perhaps some real upside if there is something to INTC launching a new design, then SMCI is an interesting buy here.

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