Stocks are off to the races again today and the good news is that the market is seemingly being ridden by Calvin Borel.  Sending the market up is that Greece is once again set to be bailed out, Warren Buffet was out defending Goldman Sachs, and people are spending more than they earn.  Hold on a second on that last one.  Now look, Money McBags is no historian (though he knows the difference between Dred Scott and Avy Scott, knows that neither tea nor pot was involved in the Teapot Dome scandal, and knows that the War of 1812 not only ended in 1815 and thus is a bit of a misnomer but also ushered in the “Era of Good Feelings” where bipartisanship was shunned and taint tickling Tuesdays swept the nation), but spending more than one earns is what got us in to this whole fucking recession.  Anyone remember the popular sport from the mid 2000s called flipping fucking houses?  Well it caused the economy to be flipped as people just borrowed the fuck out of shit because banks were able to package all of those crappy loans and sell them to yield hog investors who wanted those extra 10bps of interest income.  The point is, consumers not managing their personal balance sheets with eyes on the future (though if their eyes were on Katie Price, Money McBags can almost forgive them) is a recipe for fucking disaster which we just learned, oh I don’t know, 24 months ago.  Ugh.  To highlight the shortsightedness of consumers, consumer spending was up today, but it grew twice as fast as incomes grew.  And if you do the math on that (and remember, math likes to be done in the reverse cowgirl position), that means savings declined, which again, is exactly what got us in to this mess.  American people apparently just like buying shit and then whining about it when they lose their jobs and can’t afford to pay their too expensive mortgage or their maxed out credit card bills.  This is a nation of infants and if they don’t figure it out soon, Money McBags is going to go door to door with Jeremy Grantham and the pinheaded Suze Orman and he and Jeremy will take turns buggering Ms. Orman and her inflated FICO until people understand having money saved for retirement is more important than buying a new Shake Weight.  Rant over.

In other macro news, manufacturing grew at its fastest pace since 2004 as the ISM’s factory index rose to 60.4 which was inline with analyst guesses.  The growth was driven by new equipment orders and increased production of default notices.  Also new construction was up modestly, but the fact that it was up at all has Bulls giddier than Peter North’s son on take your kid to work day.  What drove new construction was public construction which was up 2.3% and state and local government construction which was up 2.5% as new line dividers were constructed to keep the crowds at the unemployment office running smoothly.

Internationally, Greece is getting a 110B bailout in euros over a three year period, until tomorrow when Angela Merkel’s cold feet and colder heart once again change her mind.   To get the bailout, Greece has to instill a 30B austerity plan, cut their debt, and promise to tell native born son Yanni to shut the fuck up.  Even with the bailout,  Greece’s debt is estimated to rise to 140% of GDP in 2014 which is a whole lot of souvlaki they can’t afford.  The bailout may be giving investors a day to breathe a bit easier but with the amount of debt Greece is going to have to repay and the cuts to their publc spending, the country is now facing real threats of deflation and the first potential revolt since Alexander Ypsilantis led the Filiki Eteria.

In the markets today, Warren Buffett was out defending Goldman because, well because he owns a fuckload of GS preferred so you know, he has to defend his fucking book.  Buffett defending Goldman is about as much of an endorsement as Michael Brown defending the hurricane Katrina response, Jerome Kerveil defending his trading, or Tara Reid defending plastic surgery.  So big fucking yawn there.  In other market news, United and Continental  announced a $3B merger.  The deal was actually consummated a month ago but was held up due to weather (feel free to steal that one Jay Leno).  And Apple annonuced they sold over 1MM iPads thanks to them coming installed with Diora Baird wallpaper.  Lastly, semiconductor sales were up 4.6% in March as PC and smartphone sales continue to rise and inventories climb back to normal levels.  Money McBags is longer the technology/smartphone trend than Lexington Steele is before a scene with the lovely Lisa Ann.

In small cap news, Money McBags bought TMRK close to the open today in the mid $7.30s.  He has talked about TMRK many times (starting on 1/4/10) and finally pulled the trigger for no particular reason and he has no idea why it is up so much today other than the fact that Money McBags is a market mover.  Money McBags is feeling better about TMRK after they raised $50MM last week which should give them enough growth capital and they are still trading at a discount to larger peers.  TMRK has a competitive advantage in that they have a lot of government business (~22% of revenue) and they are in a market growing 20% a year with some big players (Amazon, Google) who are clearly going to be looking for acquisition targets to consolidate the space.  TMRK is trading ~9x 2011 EV/EBITDA estimates but that is lower than where EQIX bought SDXC and not only that, but VMware who is the leading software developer in this space (and portfolio holding of Money McBags) has a nice sized investment in TMRK.  If VMware doesn’t know this space better than 99.7% of the world, than Money McBags will eat a giant shit sandwich with extra diarrhea.  Now Money McBags doesn’t expect this stock to rocket up any time soon as they are still going to have lumpy quarters and are still investing in building out data centers, but cloud computing growth is more real than Pam Anderson‘s tits (though perhaps that is a low bar) so TMRK should continue to be in a fragmented multi-year growth industry.  In other small cap news, NTRI reports tonight and Money McBags is very curious to see what happens to their advertising spend.  If you remember, two months ago Money McBags broke down NTRI‘s craptastic guidance which was so bad it caused investors to throw up for days and thus more effectively lose weight than using NTRI products.  The company is still trading ~7x EV/EBITDA which is pretty cheap for a solid cash generator and nice business model when they aren’t fucking up their advertising strategy.  Money McBags has no idea what NTRI’s Q is going to look like but it is worth paying attention to tonight because the stock should be more volatile tomorrow than Mike Tyson after missing a week of his medication and having some of his pigeons stolen.  This could be a good entry point (though still not as good of an entry point as Jessica Alba’s derriere), so pay attention to earnings.

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