Kind Readers,

Money McBags was out for most of the day and thus was unable to find the time to get a column up that suitably dealt with the news of the day such as Ben Bernanke’s speech before the House Budget Committee (which includes such great financial luminaries as Heath fucking Shuler, who was less than stingy with his interceptions, and 37 other fucking people of whom Money McBags has never heard) where Benny B. lamented slow job growth, professed his unwavering commitment to price stability, and told Paul Ryan if he asks anymore hard questions, he will unfriend him on Grindr.

That said, Money McBags hopes to finally get out his SAAS analysis in the next few days where he will slobber all over that company as if it were Diora Baird wrapped around India Reynolds and stuffed with a healthy dose of Kellly Brook.   Money McBags also has a bunch of shit to do tomorrow but he will do his best to get out a column and break down RICK’s Q which was released after the bell and was pretty much inline with Money McBags’ .044 Lap Dance per share full year guess.  Their Vegas club is still eating a dick (or perhaps not eating enough dicks), but they got a shit ton of leverage on flat growth (and that is likely the first time anything flat has not grown at Rick’s).

Anyway, Money McBags wants to say a few words about the award winning When Genius Prevailed.  Long time readers know Money McBags never intended for this to last as long as it has, fuck, it was just a lark started by a guy who needed to stay fresh on the markets and wanted the world to understand what was behind the buy side when the curtain was pulled back (and also what was behind Alice Eve when her curtain was pulled back).  The writing has evolved over time as macro analysis and daily news has grown to be as much of the daily column as the small cap analysis and over the past few months, somehow Money McBags has managed to put up an expanded 1.5k to 2k words a day of original fucking content (on which he is proud to put his name) which is such a cockposterous undertaking that he now sleeps only 4 hours a night as finding just the right coprophilia joke (such as Money McBags’ favorite line which was from his recent jobs report break down “…even though it was more disappointing than the book Cooking with Pooh is for coprophiliacs who order it sight unseen“) and clicking away from meinmyplace is very fucking difficult.

Anyway, this is the point.  Traffic continues to grow ~20% a month and it’s getting to the point where Money McBags is getting some scale and while there is no light yet at the end of the tunnel, there is at least a tunnel.  The key thing here is that Money McBags enjoys doing this and would actually like to somehow do this full-time and not have to worry about other shit and thanks to your readership the traffic is encouraging, but the growth needs to keep coming (so perhaps Money McBags should just show growth a picture of Hannah Hilton).  In all honesty, Money McBags wasthisclose to taking a job on the buy side last month (and if that had happened WGP would have died), but at the last minute some weird shit happened.  The fact is that he is constantly talking with buy side funds out there but when he does so now, a part of him wants it to not work out so he can keep writing his daily column.  It is a weird thing to admit, but Money McBags feels he is really doing something differentiated here and would like to do this in perpetuity (though he would really like to do this in perpetuity).  While he’s not quite sure how he’s going to monetize this shit yet (because Google Adsense certainly isn’t going to do it), he does know that if he can get the eyeballs, eventually good shit will happen (it is the “If he builds it, they will come” strategy, and if “they” is Marisa Miller, then mission accomplished).

So if you enjoy Money McBags’ writing, his analysis (just in the last month or so he’s given you NEI, DTLK, RICK, etc.), his point of view (and these are the points he mostly likes to view), and his sense of humor (and if you’ve made it this far you likely do, or else you’re just waiting for another link), then take a minute to tell a friend about the award winning When Genius Prevailed (especially if your friend is Odette Yustman, and make sure you also tell her Money McBags can be very gentle).  Money McBags is getting closer to his goal of 1MM readers (as now one only needs to round up to the nearest 100k to be within 1MM of that) and getting that kind of scale would be tittastic.

So sorry for the lack of a column today, but if you need a fix, just hit the archives as surely you have missed a dick joke here or there.  And if you need to find something to do with the 10 minutes a day you’re not clicking on Money McBags’ links, take the time to love some NSFW strangers.

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